Ad for a sperm bank

Shot opens to a boy waking up at noon in his boxers, rubbing his eyes and asking his mom, “Ma, breakfast mein kya hai?”

Mother: Kaam mein kya hai?

Son: Ma, maine aapse paise thodi maange hain yaar, khaana maang raha hun!

Mother: Ghar baithe baithe pata nahi kya karte rehte ho. *mocking voice* “ma main social servicekarunga”. Yeh hai tumhaari social service?!Chhup chhup ke ek ghante hospital mein volunteer karne se kuch nahi badalta!

Dekha hai maine tumhe vahaan!

Son: Aapko sach mein lagta hai main volunteer karta hun? *pulling her cheeks* You’re so cute ma! Main karta hun social service. Aur ek ghante mein logon ke kayi saalon ke kaam ko kar deta hun. Apne haathon se kaam karta hun ma.

Mother: Haath dikhao tum mujhe, main bhi dekhun kya kaam karte ho!

Fade out to son saying: Ma aise questions mat pucha karo yaar;

Mother: moisturizer use karte ho? Itne komal kaise hain?

During fade out, text appears: Serve your community. Donate your sperm.