Ads for a condom brand

1. Police gets a distress call from a woman. She needs help ASAP. They get to her house and there's an angry mob outside, protesting to get in the house. Cut to super slow motion scene of the police protecting the house with those transparent shield thingies. The angry mob tries to get through, all in slow-mo Zoom out to show the police shield was the condom and the mob was the sperm

2. People about to have sex. Can't find condom.

They figure let's do it anyway.

A baby is born. We shoot each moment of the kid's life when you have to spend a shit load of money. These two are crushed in debt.

Zoom out to show all this was their imagination, from the time they thought of doing it anyway.

They turn to each other and say "I'm really sleepy, so tired from work.." (everything is said extremely awkwardly by both of them, voices overlap)

Basically, they turn to sleep on their own sides of the bed, heaving a sigh of relief.

Funny background music. + “use ___ condom”

3. Condom mascot, like appy fizz.

A man is wearing a condom costume.

A couple has the most idiotic fights, like who had to tell the maid not to come, who had to buy milk, etc.

Basically, at the end, the dude and the condom man get kicked out of the bedroom.

The man screams from outside the door, continuing the fight, with the condom man supporting him on everything, saying "yeah!" and "you tell her!" till the man says "we don’t need you, we’ll just hang out anyway!" and the condom man says "yea...?" *awkward pause*

Cut to scene: the condom man is knocking furiously on the door, begging the woman to take the dude back.